Vegetarian Foodie T-Shirts

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

"And best of all, it's meat free."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'I've got a bone to pick with you!'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

At the market

"Two vegans, please."

The discovery of asparagus.

Vegetarian Birds

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'What are you eating now?'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

Runner Bean...

'He's all eyes!'

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Grocery Shopping