Vegetarian Friend Pillows

Pig watching a chef cut up his leg.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Vegetarian Birds

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

Heart Disease Menu

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

No Dogs Allowed

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'Son, it's time we told you. There are some people in this world who don't LIKE brussels sprouts...'

Free Range / Deranged

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

Cow charging at a woman feeding beef to Pirahnas

You are what you eat.

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

Diner. We'll have a hamburger and a veggie burger, please. Two burgers -- One regular and one de-calf.

Tofu bi-products.

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

'A politician is like a vegetarian who promises you to make ends meat.'

'...He's eating real meat chunks in a rich, beefy gravy - I'm eating sprout salad and bean curd.'

'NOW you tell me you're a VEGETARIAN!'

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

Cow sees farmer as cuts of meat

All his life, Prof. van Donkle was a vegetarian who respected animals. It didn't help.

Let's hope they're vegetarians!