Vegetarian With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Cow sees farmer as cuts of meat

Vulture Humour

'A politician is like a vegetarian who promises you to make ends meat.'

Ham selection at the supermarket meat department.

'If you want to grow up big and strong, you have to eat your vegetarians.'

"It has a great beginning with the murder of a vegetarian....'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

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Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Two vegetarians please.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Free salad bar.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Spinach Dating.

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"Y a qué de la salade?"

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

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