Vegan With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"I'm only eating vegans now and honestly, I feel so much healthier."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Two vegans, please."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Free salad bar.

Two vegetarians please.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Spinach Dating.

The vegan hunter

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Cybervegan Caf

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

"Y a qué de la salade?"

Too Much SOY

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'