Vegetarian Friends Pillows

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

At the market

The discovery of asparagus.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Vegetarian Birds

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'What are you eating now?'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'He's all eyes!'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

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Grocery Shopping

Heart Disease Menu

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

"The transplant can be done anytime. We can always get artichoke hearts."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

The Rabbit Meeting.

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"I think it says 'courgettes'."