Vegetarian Friends Gifts

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Vegetarian Birds

At the market

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'What are you eating now?'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'He's all eyes!'

Grocery Shopping

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

Heart Disease Menu

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"The transplant can be done anytime. We can always get artichoke hearts."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

The Rabbit Meeting.

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.