Vegetable-loving Friend Gifts

'Son, it's time we told you. There are some people in this world who don't LIKE brussels sprouts...'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

At the market

Vegetarian Birds

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The discovery of asparagus.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'What are you eating now?'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

Pea

'Needs more kale.'

Runner Bean...

'He's all eyes!'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

Grocery Shopping

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'