Vegetable-loving Friend Gifts

'Son, it's time we told you. There are some people in this world who don't LIKE brussels sprouts...'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

At the market

The discovery of asparagus.

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Vegetarian Birds

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'What are you eating now?'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Pea

'Needs more kale.'

Runner Bean...

'He's all eyes!'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Grocery Shopping

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'