Vegetarian Friend Gifts

Pig watching a chef cut up his leg.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Vegetarian Birds

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

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Heart Disease Menu

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

No Dogs Allowed

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'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'Son, it's time we told you. There are some people in this world who don't LIKE brussels sprouts...'

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

Free Range / Deranged

Cow charging at a woman feeding beef to Pirahnas

You are what you eat.

'NOW you tell me you're a VEGETARIAN!'

'...He's eating real meat chunks in a rich, beefy gravy - I'm eating sprout salad and bean curd.'

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

Tofu bi-products.

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

'A politician is like a vegetarian who promises you to make ends meat.'

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

Cow sees farmer as cuts of meat

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."

All his life, Prof. van Donkle was a vegetarian who respected animals. It didn't help.

Let's hope they're vegetarians!