Vegetarianism Pillows

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"Do you ever ask yourself 'humanely raised' for what?"

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.

Marrow transplants

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Here are some broccoli florets - for you and you and you!"

The Birth Of A Vegetarian

Humpty Dumpty replaced by egg substitute.

The First Vegetarians.

"Of course we're diverse! Shawn here is a vegetarian!"

"Sure, we have a vegetarian menu. And menus that cater to those dealing with anorexia, bulimia, binge-eating, as well as other less-popular eating disorders."

Vegan Insomnia

"I love fruit."

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

'Have you ever thought of becoming a vegetarian?'

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

Free Range / Deranged

"I'm your waiter and a vegetarian. Let's try to do this without anyone getting hurt"

'I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians.'

"If you're strict vegetarians, I recommend the catch-and-release of the day."

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

US Energy Consumption

"Now, who ordered the salad?"

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

The vegetarian butcher.

Tasting Zoo

'Meat or anti-meat section?'