Vegetarian Pillows

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"You've got to help me, my life is in great danger"

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

The improbable burger

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Meatless Burgers

New State Fair Healthy Foods Options

"For me, the vegetarian."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Rabbit being eaten.

Protesting Asparagus

'Can you make me one with everything?'

'Yuk. That's been in an animal's mouth.'

'Do you have a traditional lacto-vegan Christmas dinner?'

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

'I don't mind having to eat my vegetables, but I don't think mom's playing fair when she makes three of them for supper!'

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

"I asked for something gluten-free, dairy-free and meat-free and he brought me a glass of water."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Advocado

Before/After

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Queen of Quinoa

See you at the farmers market!

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'