Vegetable Eating Pillows

Bob Grimble, vegetable eating champion - rest in peas.

'Can't he just sit with me until all the sprouts are gone?'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Advocado

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

The discovery of asparagus.

Vegetarian Birds

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Better Not Squash.

'What are you eating now?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Cooking with Pierre

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Pea

Avocado Timeline

'Needs more kale.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

Runner Bean...

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"