Vegetable Eating T-Shirts

Bob Grimble, vegetable eating champion - rest in peas.

'Can't he just sit with me until all the sprouts are gone?'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Vegetarian Birds

The discovery of asparagus.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Better Not Squash.

'What are you eating now?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

Pea

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Cooking with Pierre

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Avocado Timeline

'Needs more kale.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'