Vegetarian Meals Pillows

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Queen of Quinoa

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Before/After

See you at the farmers market!

Vegetarian Birds

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Give quiche a chance!

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"