Eating Vegetables Pillows

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'What are you eating now?'

Better Not Squash.

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Cooking with Pierre

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Pea

Avocado Timeline

'Needs more kale.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

Runner Bean...

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'