Eating Vegetables Mugs

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

The Ribbon, Nemesis Of Crime....

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'What are you eating now?'

Better Not Squash.

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Pea

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

Cooking with Pierre

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Avocado Timeline

'Needs more kale.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Runner Bean...

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"