Vegetable Eater Mugs

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Two vegans, please."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Vegetarian Birds

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Pea

'Needs more kale.'

Runner Bean...

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Macho Vegetarian

'Not here, Fred.'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

Artichoking victim

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.