Vegetable Eater Gifts

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Advocado

"Two vegans, please."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Vegetarian Birds

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Pea

'Needs more kale.'

Runner Bean...

Macho Vegetarian

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Not here, Fred.'

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

Artichoking victim

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

F&E Produce. I had interesting customers today. First, a beautician checked out the purple potatoes and yellow beets. Ah, a hair stylist inspected the colored roots! That card shark bought some fruit. Two pears, I'll bet! A journalist was searching for an onion alternative. He needs leeks! And labor negotiators requested to increase their usual vegetable order. They asked for a celery hike, eh? I think the customers are the best part of this job. Yeah, you never know who will turnip!

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Today: Tomato Surprise. Of course the tomato surprise doesn't impress you, sir … You’re not a tomato.