Vegan Cuisine Pillows

"Charles didn't like tofu."

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'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"Two vegans, please."

Vegetarian Birds

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"You secretly watch BBQ shows??! You pervert!!!"

The Rabbit Meeting.

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

The Perfect Garden.

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

"I love fruit."

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

"All I have is tofu."

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."