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Deceptive Vegan Lasagna: Gluten-free pasta, Ricotta cheese substitute, Tomato-free tomato sauce, Leftovers, Pork, chicken, dairy and lots of gluten, Files from '05

"Do you have 'Cheese and Pickle...?'"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Vegetarian Birds

"Two vegans, please."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

The Rabbit Meeting.

The Perfect Garden.

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

"I love fruit."

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

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'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'