Vegan Cooking Gifts

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Deceptive Vegan Lasagna: Gluten-free pasta, Ricotta cheese substitute, Tomato-free tomato sauce, Leftovers, Pork, chicken, dairy and lots of gluten, Files from '05

"Do you have 'Cheese and Pickle...?'"

"Two vegans, please."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Vegetarian Birds

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

The Rabbit Meeting.

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

The Perfect Garden.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

"I love fruit."

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

Where we get veggie burgers