Vegan Cook Gifts

"They're veggie burgers. Why? What did you think they were?"

Vegetarian Birds

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Two vegans, please."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

The Rabbit Meeting.

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

The Perfect Garden.

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"How almond milk is made"

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

"I love fruit."