Vegetarian Chefs Gifts

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

The Velvet Mesquite

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

The Rabbit Meeting.

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

The Perfect Garden.

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"I love fruit."

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

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Where we get veggie burgers

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

Free Range / Deranged

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

I'm making tofu stir-fry just for you. Wow, mom. Very eco! Don't look at me that way. What's in it for us non-vegetarians? The ingredients are super cheap. Aha. Every economical. Just conserving our resources.