Vegetarian Chef Gifts

"I love fruit."

The vegetarian butcher.

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'My fellow rabbits, I bring you... Dressing!'

The Rabbit Meeting.

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

"No, I'm sorry, I can't recommend anything - I'm a vegetarian."

Where we get veggie burgers

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Queen of Quinoa

Vegetarian Birds

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Give quiche a chance!

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

The Perfect Garden.

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

Your life is in great danger...

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."