Vegetarian Chef Mugs

"I love fruit."

The vegetarian butcher.

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'My fellow rabbits, I bring you... Dressing!'

The Rabbit Meeting.

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

"No, I'm sorry, I can't recommend anything - I'm a vegetarian."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Queen of Quinoa

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Vegetarian Birds

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Give quiche a chance!

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

The Perfect Garden.

Your life is in great danger...

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

Free Range / Deranged