Vegetarian Cooking Gifts

The Perfect Garden.

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

I'm making tofu stir-fry just for you. Wow, mom. Very eco! Don't look at me that way. What's in it for us non-vegetarians? The ingredients are super cheap. Aha. Every economical. Just conserving our resources.

'My compliments to the gardener.'

"Sorry, we don't have a vegetarian option, the lettuce caught fire."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'My fellow rabbits, I bring you... Dressing!'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"How's your Blackforest gateau Sir?"

'Which wine should I serve with tofu meat loaf and seaweed salad?'

'My Mum's the best cook. She makes a lasagne with spinach and broccoli and it tastes great!'

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

Alice became the first person in history to be beatend to death with 'vegetarian turducken'."

"Spaghetti made from squash? Sounds like fake news."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Vegetarian Birds

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

The Rabbit Meeting.

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"I love fruit."