Vegetarian Chefs T-Shirts

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

The Velvet Mesquite

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

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Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

The Rabbit Meeting.

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

The Perfect Garden.

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"I love fruit."

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"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

Free Range / Deranged

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

Meatless Burgers

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."