Vegetarian Cook T-Shirts

Humpty Dumpty replaced by egg substitute.

Vegetarian Birds

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

The Rabbit Meeting.

The Perfect Garden.

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"I love fruit."

Try our AMAZING Soups!

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

Free Range / Deranged

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.