Vegetarian Cook Prints

Humpty Dumpty replaced by egg substitute.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Vegetarian Birds

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

The Rabbit Meeting.

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

The Perfect Garden.

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

"I love fruit."

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

Where we get veggie burgers

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

Free Range / Deranged

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly