Vegan Chef Pillows

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

Queen of Quinoa

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Give quiche a chance!

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

The Velvet Mesquite

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

The Rabbit Meeting.

Your life is in great danger...

"How almond milk is made"

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

"I love fruit."

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

'C'mon, honey... I was kidding! I just burned this steak! It has nothing to do with Global Warming!'

"All the entrées are vegan, but they taste as good as endangered species."

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

Veggie Hamburgers & Hotdogs. . .Ingredients: vegetables & vegetable byproducts.

Alice became the first person in history to be beatend to death with 'vegetarian turducken'."

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

Humpty Dumpty replaced by egg substitute.

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'