Vegan Cuisine Prints

"Charles didn't like tofu."

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'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Two vegans, please."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Vegetarian Birds

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

The Rabbit Meeting.

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"You secretly watch BBQ shows??! You pervert!!!"

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

The Perfect Garden.

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"I love fruit."

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

Where we get veggie burgers

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly