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"Im not vegan because I love animals, I'm vegan because I hate plants."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Vegetarian Birds

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

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"Two vegans, please."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

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"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

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No Dogs Allowed

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

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"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

Free Range / Deranged

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."