Vegan Dinner Enthusiast Gifts

"Im not vegan because I love animals, I'm vegan because I hate plants."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Two vegans, please."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Vegetarian Birds

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

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'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

No Dogs Allowed

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

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"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

Free Range / Deranged

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."