Vegetable Preparation Gifts

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Prize vegetables.

Counting ribs

LAY ZEE FUK

baby sweetcorn...

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Domestic Goddess.

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Allotment

But is it organic?

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Like death by salad.'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Advocado

The discovery of asparagus.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Steamed vegetables."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES