Vegetable Preparation Pillows

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Prize vegetables.

Counting ribs

LAY ZEE FUK

baby sweetcorn...

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Domestic Goddess.

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

But is it organic?

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Like death by salad.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Advocado

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Steamed vegetables."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.