Vegetable Cooking Pillows

"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."

Prize vegetables.

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

But is it organic?

Allotment

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Advocado

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Steamed vegetables."

The discovery of asparagus.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'What are you eating now?'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Better Not Squash.

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'