Vegetable Chopping Pillows

"I'm literally naked about to be hacked to bits and *you're* crying!?!"

Prize vegetables.

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

But is it organic?

Allotment

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Advocado

"Steamed vegetables."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The discovery of asparagus.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Better Not Squash.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'What are you eating now?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Planting veggies

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'