Vegetable Shunners Pillows

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

Advocado

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Runner Bean...

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Prize vegetables with rude names.

Artichoking victim

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

Pickled beets.

'The real story behind the Princess and the Pea.' A queen saying to a little girl eating, 'Eat all your peas or else you'll have to put them under your mattress.'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"It's not you. It's pea."

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

Popeye Switches to Kale.

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'