Vegetable Antagonist Pillows

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Eat your vegetables

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

"I spilled the beans last night so I wouldn't have to eat them."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'