Vegetable Avoider Pillows

'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?'

Eat your vegetables

"I won't eat my greens and you can't make me!"

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

"No thanks, mom, I'm giving up broccoli for lent. Also lima beans, spinach and cauliflower!"

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"I told you not to mention the broccoli quiche."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Advocado

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Runner Bean...

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Sawdust.

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Artichoking victim

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

Pickled beets.

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'