Veggie Avoider Pillows

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

'Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'Can't he just sit with me until all the sprouts are gone?'

"I spilled the beans last night so I wouldn't have to eat them."

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

At the market

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

See you at the farmers market!

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'What are you eating now?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"