Reluctant Veggie Eater Pillows

War on drugs... war on terror... war on lima beans.

'Rotten teacher made us stay behind and eat salad...'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

At the market

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'What are you eating now?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Runner Bean...

'He's all eyes!'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Grocery Shopping

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"