Reluctant Veggie Eater Prints

War on drugs... war on terror... war on lima beans.

'Rotten teacher made us stay behind and eat salad...'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

At the market

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'What are you eating now?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'He's all eyes!'

Runner Bean...

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Grocery Shopping

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'