Vegetable Avoider Mugs

'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?'

Eat your vegetables

Don�t waste your peas! Ok! Snort! Ow! What are you doing? Not wasting my peas.

"I won't eat my greens and you can't make me!"

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

"No thanks, mom, I'm giving up broccoli for lent. Also lima beans, spinach and cauliflower!"

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"I told you not to mention the broccoli quiche."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Advocado

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Runner Bean...

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

Sawdust.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

Artichoking victim

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."