Vegetable Shunners Mugs

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

Advocado

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

Runner Bean...

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Artichoking victim

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'The real story behind the Princess and the Pea.' A queen saying to a little girl eating, 'Eat all your peas or else you'll have to put them under your mattress.'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

Pickled beets.

"It's not you. It's pea."

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

Popeye Switches to Kale.

I got some cauliflower for his brain, master.