Vegetable Collecting Pillows

The vegan hunter

baby sweetcorn...

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Allotment

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Steamed vegetables."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Snowman

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Large print rock'n'roll section

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

Planting veggies

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'