Vegetable Collecting Prints

The vegan hunter

baby sweetcorn...

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Allotment

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Steamed vegetables."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Snowman

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Large print rock'n'roll section

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"You know you're getting old when..."

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Planting veggies