"It's going to be a long hard winter!"
Preparation Gifts
Searching for a gift that champions the spirit of preparation? Whether it’s for someone always ready or someone who appreciates humor about planning ahead, our collection offers clever, relatable products. From mugs to art prints, these items highlight the importance—and fun—of being prepared in a lighthearted way. Inspire your loved ones to stay organized and motivated with gifts that bring a smile while promoting foresight and readiness.
Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.
"I appreciate your help, but our emergency kit probably doesn't need enough LEGO to rebuild the entire house."
Small raincloud, lady with an umbrella.
"It's true you always need to be prepared but you're not going to need the microwave."
4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident
Sometimes hearing, 'You're nuts!' is a good thing.
"Now, pay attention to my counting! The accurate stocktake of Winter provisions is a vital life skill for squirrels..."
"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."
Destiny
Ready for the curves life throws at you.
"Now, I'm ready for summer."
LAY ZEE FUK
Counting ribs
"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."
Domestic Goddess.
'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'
"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."
'Like death by salad.'
Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.
'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'
'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'
Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"
MUSHROOM MASACRE.
'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'
PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES
"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."
"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."
Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.
Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.
"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"
Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!
"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."
"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."
Surprise in the salad bowl
Preparation Gifts Collection
Preparation Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the spirit of being prepared—perfect for laughter and motivation every morning.
Preparation Pillows
Brighten up your space with pillows that inspire preparedness and humor—comfort and motivation in every cushion.
Preparation Prints
Decorate your walls with prints that celebrate proactive living and preparation—bring humor and wisdom into any room.
Preparation T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that showcase your readiness and keen sense of humor—ideal for those who approach life with a plan and a smile.