Vegetable Seeker Gifts

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Advocado

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Pea

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Needs more kale.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Runner Bean...

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Macho Vegetarian

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Not here, Fred.'

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Artichoking victim

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

Forbidden Vegetable

The Perfect Garden.

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.