Ball as water-melon.
Fruit Vendor Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for a fruit vendor? Highlighting their vibrant profession, our collection offers witty and heartfelt items that capture the energy and freshness they bring to their work. Whether for a closing gift, birthday, or just because, find something that complements their lively trade and adds a touch of humor or warmth to their daily routine.
Fruit store
Conference Pears
Produce Market. Sale. Ernie, I heard you call them "cheap dates" the first time.
"Poisoned or not poisoned?"
'I get my local bananas from my Columbian cousin who's mother lives next door.'
'Pineapple for the lady? Pineapple for the lady?'
Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.
"I'm feeling in an adventurous mood. Tell me, are the peccadilloes in season?"
"I can't hear you but the banana can."
"Just be yourself."
Apples for sale
"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."
"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."
Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.
Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.
The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.
"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."
"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."
Banana Split Personality
Apple Pie Abduction
PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES
"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."
Peach flirting with a banana.
Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.
'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'
"It's probably just seasonal."
"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."
Plum jam...
'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'
"Believe me it's only an apple."
'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'
End of Year Figs.
"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week
"Make me one with everything!"
Fruit Vendor Gifts Collection
Fruit Vendor Mugs
Explore our collection of witty and charming mugs designed especially for fruit vendors. Find something that makes their mornings brighter and their smiles wider.
Fruit Vendor Pillows
Browse our cozy collection of fruit-themed pillows, ideal for adding a fresh touch to their shop or home decor.
Fruit Vendor Prints
Check out our vibrant prints that celebrate the fruit vendor’s passion. Perfect for decorating their space with a splash of color and humor.
Fruit Vendor T-Shirts
Discover fun and quirky t-shirts for fruit vendors that showcase their colorful career. Perfect for casual days or making a playful statement.