"Do you have these apples in green?"
Fruit Seller Gifts
Searching for a gift for a fruit seller? Explore our range of witty and heartfelt products that celebrate their passion for fresh flavors. Whether they run a stall or work in a market, these unique gifts add a splash of humor and appreciation to their daily routine.
Fresh Prunes (Plums crossed out).
1668: Just before innuendo was invented.
Paris Fruit-seller.
Two members of the lower class being polite
What a pear?
An orange looks like a peacock to attract a woman shopper.
Transgenic apples - $5 each
"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"
"Just be yourself."
Apples for sale
What the Doctor Ordered
"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."
"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."
Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.
The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.
Tarzan of the Grapes.
Apple Pie Abduction
The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."
Banana Split Personality
"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."
Ball as water-melon.
Large, wrinkly
"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."
Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple
PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES
Tree Passion
Peach flirting with a banana.
'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'
'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'
"Believe me it's only an apple."
'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'
'What are you eating now?'
Plum jam...
"Prepare to meet your maker."
Fruit Seller Gifts Collection
Fruit Seller Mugs
Check out our collection of mugs featuring hilarious and heartfelt designs, perfect for any fruit seller who loves a good laugh.
Fruit Seller Pillows
Discover fun and quirky pillows that add personality to any space, perfect for a fruit seller’s shop or home.
Fruit Seller Prints
Browse eye-catching prints that celebrate the fruit trade, adding color and charm to any room or shop.
Fruit Seller T-Shirts
Browse our amusing and stylish t-shirts, ideal for fruit sellers to showcase their profession with pride and humor.